Unity and Insecurities: a look into Jason Kessler’s Dwarf Erotica

Before rising to psuedo fame in the summer of 2017, Jason Kessler was nothing more than a angsty poet living disability check to disability check in the small unknown town of Charlottesville. A simpler time when instead of scarfing Ambien and Sonata Kessler spewed incredibly verbally obtuse linguistics to crowds of confused and frightened Cvillians. In 2016 Kesslers first feature length book was released. Published by obscure ” New Pulp Press” this was to be Kesslers magnum opus.Badland Blues.jpg

From page one you know you aren’t reading a normal book. This is something special. This is a book that will change lives and influence reality. Badland Blues is the story of Jean Scaputo (Hint Hint, the entire book is about Kessler), a homeless dwarf (See Kesslers Height ) madly in unrequited love. The book takes place in a fictional town called Burroughsville (Totally unaffiliated with Charlottesville) where poverty and crime run rampant and many things just happen to be identical to a certain unrelated Virginia town. The book begins with a 4’1 man being pelted with rocks by children on the Burroughsville Downtown Mall. Screen Shot 2018-04-18 at 5.28.49 PM

As it turns out Jean “Kessler” Scaputo is a beggar who frequently asks for money and becomes infuriated with other musicians and buskers who overshine his begging. This is also in line with the real life Jean, Jason has lived off disability checks since early 2005 according to sources. Perhaps due to his crippling anxiety about his freakishly small hands 😦

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Quickly the book changes from a actual story to thinly veiled cries for help and insecurities. Jean is a sad lonely dwarf who wants nothing more than love and attention. After a hard day of begging on the streets the dejected dwarf decides to cheer himself up a bit by visiting the burroughsville pornographic theater.Screen Shot 2018-04-18 at 5.34.25 PM.jpg

This is the part of the story when shit starts to get truly disgusting. I can only imagine what inspired this abominable anecdote. Reader beware: Not Safe For Life Content!Screen Shot 2018-04-18 at 5.36.38 PM.jpg

After visiting the local porno theater Jean proceeds to tell really bad jokes to various homeless men in a barter for weed. After getting “Totally stoned bro” he proceeds to the local Diner to do probably one of the most ghastly ungodly things i’ve ever had the misfortune of reading. Screen Shot 2018-04-18 at 5.40.34 PM.jpg
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If you cant already tell where this is going, again a warning to the readers. This is incredibly nauseating and outrageous. Read with caution.

At his visit to the diner the mother of the down syndrome victim asks Jean to retrieve her epilepsy medicine. Jean proceeds to spend the pill money on beer and gets black out drunk. He then steals the money from another homeless man to buy the pills while extremely drunk and continues on to Barbaras house. Screen Shot 2018-04-18 at 5.45.11 PM.jpg

JESUS CHRIST. WHAT INSPIRES SOMEONE TO WRITE SOMETHING LIKE THIS?

 

The rest of the book is far to foul to repeat and just poorly written. If you want to see some horrific amateur dwarf erotica click here for the amazon preview: https://read.amazon.com/?asin=B01JVFKK5E

 

 

Additional sources:

http://m.hebrewsurnames.com/KESSLER

 

 

2 Comments

  1. Wow, informative article you’ve written. I do wish you’d take out the fact he’s on disability though. I’m sure you don’t mean it to sound like a bad government service, but I’m not sure it’s relevant to this story.

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